Belgrave

James and I took a weekend trip up to visit our new friends Monika and Roderick in Belgrave, a beautiful forest town just an hour outside of Melbourne by train.

Hanging Rock

Last weekend I went to Hanging Rock, a popular weekend destination for Melbournites, located close to the Macedon Ranges. It’s a geological site over 6 million years old called a mamelon, created by stiff lava flowing out of a small vent and stacking to create a hill with vertical rocks.

It’s only an hour train ride from Melbourne, although you do have to take a taxi or hitchhike to where it is from the train station. I went with my new Israeli friends Michal and Rani and my partner James. It was a fun day outing, nice to get out of this city and climb on some rocks outside.

Australian Slang

Here is some funny Australian slang I’ve picked up. Most of these are thanks to John Sargent, my long lost cousin from Hobart, Tasmania. Can you think of any more?

Lazy yet cute abbreviations for everyday things (they do this in New Zealand too)

    • brekkie: breakfast
    • smoko: breaktime (not everyone smokes though!)
    • Maccas: McDonalds
    • bikkie: cookie
    • sunnies: sunglasses
    • tea: dinner (this one irks me because they don’t even drink tea at dinnertime!)
    • pav: pavlova (a fluffy dessert with egg whites and powdered sugar

Another theme: pissing

    • on the piss: drinking
    • pissed: drunk
    • fairy’s piss: a misty day
    • pissing down: raining hard

Common ones you hear everyday:

    • ta: thank you
    • blokes: men
    • good on you: well done
    • harya garn: funny greeting, sounds like ‘how are you going’

Insults:

    • dag: the poopy end of a sheep’s butt

Funny sayings

    • Make hay while the sun still shines: Take advantage of the opportunity
    • Their ears must be burning: Talking about someone who isn’t present
    • Keep taking your tablets: Say to someone who is saying something over the top
    • He doesn’t let the grass grow under his feet: He’s a hard worker!
    • The sights you see when you haven’t got a gun!: Look who’s showed up!